It's not easy being green in Tucson. In fact, the absence of street lights and sidewalks and the abundance of wild dogs in my neighborhood makes it nearly impossible. So last week I gave in and bought a 1990 Geo Metro which, if you're a car buff, resembles the limited edition 1987 Dodge Guano. (Thanks to my resident buff Jasonic for pointing that out.) Yes, I've officially become Part of The Problem and yes, I did cry about it. And yes, I'm still stubborn enough to use my bike as my primary source of transportation, even if my life is at risk.
Anyways, the car came with the following features:
one (1) I Love Explosives bumper sticker
one (1) Keep Your Rosaries off My Ovaries bumper sticker
half (1/2) the key permanently stuck in the ignition
zero (0) door locks
All that for $65o, suckaz.
1 comment:
A) you think too much.
2) i thought you weren't doing lists anymore.
3) your car sounds awesome and will be a great testament to the power of Guano.
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